Ted is an alien, an outcast on his own planet where he is a rare single-sex being condemned to a life in search of a mate. Alice dreams of a fiction book romance, but the reality of boyfriend Barry is a lot less appealing. Her life seems set to change when Ted, who is not only looking for love but also a place to hide his spaceship, appears on her doorstep.

• David Walliams
• Dawn French
• Katy Cavanagh
• Peter Serafinowicz
• David Troughton
• Stephen Tompkinson
• Owen Teale