The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.

• Gary Olsen
• Samantha Womack
• Neil Morrissey
• Ralph Brown
• Richard Ridings
• Adrian Hood
• David MacCreedy
• Griff Rhys Jones