Time to hassle the Hoff at the rudest, raunchiest television event of the year--The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. From running in slo-mo on the beach to inspiring Germany with the power of cheesy pop--it's almost too easy.

• Comedy Central
• David Hasselhoff
• Seth MacFarlane
• Jeff Ross
• Pamela Anderson
• Hulk Hogan
• Lisa Lampanelli
• Jerry Springer
• Whitney Cummings