Albert, a cheeky, womanising, door-to door salesman, with a never-take-no-for-an-answer attitude, lives his life for the moment, and with no thought of his future, or the consequences of his actions on the people he encounters.

• Ian Hendry
• June Ritchie
• John Gregson
• Liz Fraser
• Geoffrey Keen
• Peter Butterworth
• Nyree Dawn Porter
• Jeanette Sterke